april fools

yeah, there is no "japan's top photographer" contest.

but i got a few good shots recently. here's one:


japan's top photographer

guess what, everyone...?
i just won the 'japan's top photographer' contest!!

i'm gonna get prize money of $10,000, plus a guaranteed publishing deal! plus, i'll be featured and interviewed in several of the biggest, most respected photo magazines in japan! this is the beginning of an entirely new career for me. i'm so fucking excited!